What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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