A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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