- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Black people are the scum of the earth

this website even though its hilarious.

im @ work, LOL.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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