Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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Jordan is pregant

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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Okay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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