- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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