Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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once upon a time, it snowed

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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