why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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