- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

NEVER

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Charlie Sheen is winning

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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