- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

why did the zebra cross the road?

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??