- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

a skinny sumo wrestler

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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