what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

race-car = rac-ecar

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

The lion swallowed his pride.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

If your reading this, youre not blind.

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