- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

The EPA.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

How old is victor? Half past dead

Guess who is violent. Osama

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