- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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