- Anti Joke

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."