So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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