- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Sex

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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