- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Golf.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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