- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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