- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Your dads dead. lol

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??