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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

why was the cat black it was a black cat

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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