What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Chuck Norris.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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