- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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