- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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