- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

If life gives you lemonade.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Knock knock. Get out!!

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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