Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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all the kids had fun

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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