- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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