Julian Ha.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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A guy at a baseball game....

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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Sir, your wife is dead

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Ms Leong Sux

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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