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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football