Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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Anti Joke

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