- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What hurts like hell? HELL

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