- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Flowers are colors Love me

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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I have an idea! You leave.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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