A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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