"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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