- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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