Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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