- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

whats brown and booky a book.

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