Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why so serious ?

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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