I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

This is an anti-joke.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Where's my tractor?

Racial Equality

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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