- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Why is the ground wet It rained

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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