- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

knock knock There's no door

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

robin, get in the car.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Ms Leong Sux

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

The duck didn't cross the road.

Sir, your wife is dead

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What do black people eat? Food.

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