- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

sorry got to poo

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

roses are red violets are indigo

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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