- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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