a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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Anti Joke

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