- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Whats green? The color green.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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