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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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