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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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