- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

women's rights

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What's worse than this That :(

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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