- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

what's black and can't swim?

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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