- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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