- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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