Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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