- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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