- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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