How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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