why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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