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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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