- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Jimmy Saville

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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