- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Your mom.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Rebecca Black's career.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

I have read the terms and conditions

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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