- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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