- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

That's illegal What? Your mom

what's the difference between a duck?

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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