What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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