- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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