- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What the hell are you doing?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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