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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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