How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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