- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Stephen Hawking

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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