- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

my wife out of the kitchen

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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