- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

The truth is he loves her!!

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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