- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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