What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

This isn't funny.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

drugs.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

copy me and i will kill you

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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