- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

my whole life!

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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