- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Women's rights.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Kys

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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