- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

So a baby seal walks into a club...

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

When you have read this, you've already read it.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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