What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Ham sandwich

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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