How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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