- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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