why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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