u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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Bob Saget

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Hey Shea

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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