- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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