one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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