- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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