- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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