Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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I named my son ps2 controller

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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