- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Oh, right

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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