- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

my mind's eye?

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Maths.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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