Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

YOLO You only like Oreos

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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