- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Transformers: Shadow of the Dark Risen Monday. The Autobots starring in more explosions, more random fighting! Zero narrative nor explanations! One constant explosion trough the whole movie! But do not worry! Did you believe that the final battle versus Optimus Prime and his evil Dimensional counterpart Optimal Evilus would be the ones fighting at standing at the end? NO! This is far more exciting! 16 year old Nick is seeking the love of his life in the 42 year old grandmother Mirabella Torres, and ends up proving his love by pushing the button that instantly kills Optimal Evilus`s ultimate form Evilus Supreme! "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Honest reviews. "Yeah we love it that part where Optimus Prime forgets who is fighting and beats the shit out of Jazz and his totally non racist MonkeyBot Obamabus, seriously, this needs to die" Transformers lovers. "You gotta love that scene where Megatron starts blowing up his own allies because explosions!" Transformersmoviefans.com. "So why did Optimus Prime refuse to kill his Evil dimensional brother thing? I mean he was from another dimension, why did he go around like "NO HE IS MY BROTHER IN SOME DIMENSION! YOU MUST INSERT THE SPARK INSIDE ME DEEP INSIDE ME NICKY! DEEPER!" People Magazine. "So this time they just made the Decepticon`s weakness a button so small only a human can push it huh?" People... Just people. "MY EAAAAAAAAARSSSS!" MICHAELBAYGAVEMEPTSD.ORG. Moral: Wow it says skynet is watching all the time now at solvemedia, unexpected considering the first thing I posted was the terminator XXXV thing. So, is it some sort of easter egg feature? I mean I would not believe myself if someone told me that.... Which is actually what makes this kinda creepy...

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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sucks Syntax...

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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