- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

sucks Syntax...

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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