- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Who wants water? I do.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Connor is homo

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

which one is easiest

neil likes pube toast

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