What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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