Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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whats yellow after cani...nathan

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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