What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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