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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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