- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

world society

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Golf.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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