What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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one stop shop

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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