- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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