- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

Well this is pointless.....

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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