- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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