What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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