- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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