- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Pickles are moist.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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