A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

can you pass the soap?

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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