- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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