- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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