- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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