"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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