What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

Women's rights

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

can you touch your toes? no

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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