- Anti Joke

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.