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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

What's red and funny? The holocaust

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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