- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Sharvil has aids 4 times

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

what's worse then a blowjob?

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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