- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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