- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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