- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

What's big and long? My dick.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

hola said the chinese man

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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