Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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seek beauty

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world society

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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