What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What's funnier than 24? 25

Dumbledore dies.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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