Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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What is the name of the car? What

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Anti Joke

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