What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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