Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Knock Know! Come in!

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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