What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

the WNBA.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Black people being friendly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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