A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Chuck Norris.

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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