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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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