How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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noah is a scrub jungle

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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