- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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