- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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