- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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