Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Anti Joke

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