-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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I'm Polish.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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