Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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what do you call your mom? mom

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Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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Ol-ive

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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Anti Joke

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