Heskey time.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Justin Bieber

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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Anti Joke

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