Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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