- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Womens rights

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

What do you call a blue chair A black person

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