- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

united we sit, cause we're fat

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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