What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Women's Rights Movement

2 + 2 = 4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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