- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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