A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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