- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

I have a really funny joke.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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