- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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