What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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Prostitution is bad.......

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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