Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

your mom gave me head.....phones

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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