- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

chinga tue madre Ryan

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

hola said the chinese man

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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