Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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