- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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