Stop. Seriously stop.

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Read a Book.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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A shark ate your mom

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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