What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Win industrial estate, Newry

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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