- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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