- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

im not food

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

one stop shop

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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