- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

a black man did not eat chicken.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

I had friends on the Death Star.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

if you don't like this you're gay

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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