Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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