What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Get it? More.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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A child is in class. He really has to go to the bathroom. The teacher tells him if he can recite the alphabet, he can go to the bathroom. The kid holds his breath and goes A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z. The teacher tells him good job and allows him to go to the bathroom. When the kid got there there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy. when the teacher noticed the boy was gone for a long time, he went to check on him. When the teacher saw the dead naked body of the boy hanging from the ceiling, he shot himself. The teacher had a family of a wife and 3 sons. The principal of the school had to call the Wife and let her know about the tragedy. The principal also thought this would be a good time to tell the wife that her husband has been having a homosexual affair with him. The wife takes her three sons and drives off a bridge. They all die minus one son (age 14) who had to grow up on the street with other homeless men. He became addicted to crack and when he ran out of places to get money from he decided to rob his old home. He broke into the house and didn't know that a new family has moved in, a married couple and their 1 year old baby. He doesn't want to go to jail, so he kills the baby, spreads the blood all over the parents, ties the dad up and makes him watch his wife get raped, then he shoots the parents before putting the gun on himself. A police officer who responded to the scene had a heart condition and the scene of the crime caused him to have a heart attack. But, he got to the hospital in time and lived.

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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