- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

What is funnier than 24 69

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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