What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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