- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

antonio has a penis head.lol

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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