- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

HOLY COW!

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.